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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/17/2019 at 10:19 • Filed to: None

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Oh, the humanity.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:21

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His face is all of us.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:23

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We would mitigate this risk by putting a beer tap on every table.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:27

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That's a bad shift...

ttyymmnn > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/17/2019 at 10:28

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Just clock out and go home.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:31

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Or you could double down, Fast and Furious style.

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:33

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could be worse. what if you spilled a tray of beers, and then spilled the tray of replacement beers

https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/c2pybd/irish_barman_spills_two_trays_of_beer_in_a_row/

random001 > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:37

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I want to watch beyond the end, though...

Aremmes > For Sweden 07/17/2019 at 10:38

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Reclining seats, with the taps right above the heads.

jimz > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/17/2019 at 10:50

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nah, the “ahhhhh SHIT” gesture at the end seals it. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > jimz 07/17/2019 at 10:53

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...and yet to me that’s almost a hand me the vodka bottle and watch better things happen moment. #mustbeabrightsidemaybe?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:55

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How did he not throw that tray?!

benn454 > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 10:56

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 What a waste of perfectly good beer. Thirsty children in Africa could have drank that beer.

ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/17/2019 at 10:59

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Remarkable amounts of self control.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 11:01

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I’m guessing it wasn’t the first time. 

punkgoose17 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/17/2019 at 11:08

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Bad glass design.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 11:20

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OMG!

What a tragedy

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > punkgoose17 07/17/2019 at 11:41

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They deserved to die. 

i86hotdogs > ttyymmnn 07/17/2019 at 12:37

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I had this happen to me when working at Jimmy Johns; except instead of beer, it was a jug of mayo and my pants. Less than 10 minutes into clocking in. Dropped the open jug spilling it everywhere, proceeded to slip on the mess, fell into it, and ripped the crotch of my pants. I left for the day.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/17/2019 at 12:45

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Especially as most places have done away with plastic straws now. Lol.